captn-bucky:

bellecosby:

I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store. 

I think about this all the time

(via bypeaches)

"

I am going to
stop asking you
to hang out
and messaging you first.
I am going to
stop making plans
with you,
just for them to be cancelled.

I am not going to be the one
constantly chasing all the time;
so I’m trying out this new thing
where I am not going to bother
with people
who do not even try
to speak to me first.

If you miss me
and you want to
see me,
then find a way.

You can find a way,
this time.

"

— Ming D. Liu, Tables Turn (via mingdliu)

(via mingdliu)

togepied:

wanting to talk to someone really bad
image

but they ignore your message
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and you see them talking to other people
image

(Source: dewgongo, via laugh-addict)

sherokutakari:

"but women have sex organs on their chests! I don’t walk around with my pants off!"

I think what you mean to say is “women have secondary sex characteristics on their chests”, not sex organs

in which case let me remind you that your facial hair and enlarged adam’s apple are also secondary sex characteristics

if secondary sex characteristics bother you and you feel they should be covered up in public, please feel free to shove your entire head in a bag at any time

(via girlsimadecrythisweek)

(Source: moarrrmagazine, via kirjar)

"

If they don’t reply to your texts — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t call you — they’re not interested in you.

If they forget your birthday — they’re not interested in you.

If they’re hung up on their ex — they’re not interested in you.

If they’re obsessed with being single — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t want to meet your friends — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t want you to meet their friends — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t ask questions about your life — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t tell you things about their life — they’re not interested in you.

If they only speak to you when they want to have sex with you — they’re not interested in you.

If they only have sex with you when they’re drunk — they’re not interested in you.

If they say “should we just keep this between us?’ after you have sex with them — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t have sex with you — they’re not interested in you.

If they can always find a psychobabble rationale about who “I am” or “you are” or “we are” as reason why you can’t be together — they’re not interested in you.

If they have said for more than six months that they would like to be with you “BUT” — they’re not interested in you.

And if you still need convincing — think of it this way. Think of what the real day-to-day of life is taken up by. Life is birthday parties at terrible pubs. Life is losing your credit card and the annual Melbourne Cup sweepstake in the office. Life is hen’s nights, bucks’ nights, sitting on the phone for three hours to get U2 tickets and not getting them, the apartment upstairs flooding your house, interval training, calorie counting, cancer scares, illegal mini cabs, Secret Santa, rail replacement buses and Dido albums. Dogs die, cars crash, bin liners break, contracts end, curtain rails collapse, trains get delayed, football teams lose. Divorce happens and so do earthquakes and so does An Audience With Michael Bublé. Landlords put rent up, phones get stolen and the supermarket often completely runs out of hummus.

Now, taking all of the above into account — you look me dead in the eye and tell me the truth. Do you really have enough spare energy to pursue someone who isn’t interested in you? Do you really want to waste any more time on top of all of that? No. Me neither. So give it up, my friend. It’s a loser’s game. Delete their number. Don’t go on any more dates with them. Stop lurking their Facebook page. Feels good, doesn’t it?

"

Dolly Alderton (via gaslightgoodbye)

This. Fuck.

(via georgesscreeningroom)

(via girlsimadecrythisweek)

fairx818x:

i’m  laughing so hard right now

(Source: biancadelfuckme, via laugh-addict)

(Source: regenund-meer, via bypeaches)

heyfrankie:

leedukes:

When children’s movies explain life in the most simple yet most perfect way.

(Source: fuckingmexican, via laugh-addict)

(Source: imoffsoon, via bypeaches)

lnfamy:

australian accents sounds so bad all of the time especially in movies/tv shows i can’t believe i have one

(via kirjar)

smileybeardman:

kiss-the-monsters:

I like people that slap butts for affection. 

Like when I’m getting out of bed in the morning to make us breakfast, or if we’re walking down the street and you think I look nice. stuff like that if nice. I really appreciate it. 

haha this is me i do this alot.

bypeaches:

This reminds me of a horrible night not so long ago.

bypeaches:

This reminds me of a horrible night not so long ago.

(Source: mildcakes)